This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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