I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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