i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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