In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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