There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I supernannyed him into submission
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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