You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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