New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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