oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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