her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Randomize