It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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