I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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