Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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