i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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