it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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a search helicopter?!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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