hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize