i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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