the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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