if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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