NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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