so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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