Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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