Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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