I hate all girls vehemently.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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