How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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