i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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