I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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