If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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