Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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