Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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