So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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