Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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