Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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