How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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