My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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