Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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