Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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