why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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