I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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