Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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