can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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