I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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