Barsexuality is the new black.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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