worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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