Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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