with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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