No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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