So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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