I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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