Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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