what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i think i have herpe
just one?
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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